Phone:
Thankfully Apple didn’t forget to add this function and although it is an Apple iPhone you don’t have to buy special accessories to make a call (such a relief). For each call you would have to go through either menu or favourites, so minimum of 5-6 clicks (or should I say touches?) are needed.
While phone rings with any of its ‘Unique’(awesomely bad) ringtones, It displays ‘bubbly’ Decline and Answer buttons, Decline on left and Answer on right just like ‘Sunny Erection’. These large icons make you feel as if you are handicapped.
While on call, buttons like mute, keypad, speaker, add call, hold contacts and end call shows up. Anyone who doesn’t have a clue about those keys can e-mail me on iLove@apple.com. Well ‘add call’ is for ‘conferencing’ and that’s it…
When on active call, one can ‘multitask’ and play music in background even a person on the other side can hear that. Imagine calling a retard (Apple user = retard). Think of listening to his ‘Hello’ with the track (can’t call it a song) by '50cent' or even anything by ‘akon’. Horrified already? This function could start the age old debate ‘Science: Curse of blessing?’
Phone comes with 33 preloaded ringtones. None of them is loud enough and you always end up with ‘missed’ calls. These ringtones are also a pathetic piece of music. Please do not e-mail me something telling me, “DUDE U CAN SET UR FEVRET MP3 AS A RINGTONE. OK!”
I would love to do that. But Alas! There is no option like that. Obviously the ‘lechtard’ called Steve Jobs is planning to sell MP3 ringtones over iTunes later this year. I-phone also supports ‘Visual Voicemail’. It is nothing new but an exaggerated version of voicemail.
When someone makes a call from the iPhone, then it is an iCall. Keep a note of it.

HowProblem.com 2012