Apple Corp announced the iPhone (also known as ‘Jesus phone’) on January 9th, 2007 at 9:42 A.M. The venue was ‘Macworld’. Well ‘Macworld’ is not a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. It is actually a sort of ‘community’ populated by people who buy Apple’s Macs and other gadgets just to ‘fornicate’ the disc drives. Obviously this device was introduced to the world by Apple Corp’s CEO Steve Jobs (What if his first name was ‘Blow’?). Steve Jobs claimed that iPhone is a multipurpose device. It is - 1. An iPod (flash memory/HDD based mp3 player. How cool is that?), 2. A phone, 3. A breakthrough internet communications device (A phone with a built-in web browser). Then, he waved his iPhone showing it off. What was the overall effect of all that show off? Well people took long ‘gasps’ and they wanted this thing at any cost. These people started behaving strangely. They had nothing but the iPhone on their mind. These iPhone infected fast breeding ‘Fan boys’ started sucking fresh brains out of others. Magnitude of the infection was so massive that soon 2 million humans became iPhone fanboys in U.S. alone!
At the time of release, thousands of these infected entities got themselves stranded. Just to get their hands on first iPhone. They really looked like a bunch of cows to me. Waiting to get milked dry off their hard earned money at the hands of a cowboy called by the name of ‘Steve Jobs’. But usually millions of people can’t be wrong. So at last I got the iPhone for enough time and now the verdict is out…

HowProblem.com 2012